....So I'm on my way to work the other morning and am about to go through that Canadian Ritual ...the Tim Horton's Drive-Through . We don't call 'em Dryv-Thru or some such thing in Canada , eh ?
....Wow , the line looks pretty small , in fact , I'm SECOND in line ....guess I should be thinking Lottery Ticket today ...
.....but wait , the car ahead is a Grand Marquis , and .....uh , oh , a TAN one . Teejay knows that to legally drive a Tan Grand Marquis in Canada , one needs to be about 110 years old
....and there are TWO little old ladies in the car , so tiny they can barely see above the wheel in that massive interior . Trouble !
" good morning , welcome to Tim Hortons , how...
TIMBITS!!id="size3">id="red">
...pardon?
PHWATTT ?id="size4">id="red">
.....would you like coffee?
LARGE TIMBITS !id="size5">id="red">
( I continue to wait for my FIRST coffee of the day )
...."what kind would you like , ma'am ?
CHOCOLATE !id="size6">id="red">
....so , 40 Chocolate Timbits ...
TWO !id="size6">id="red">
...n'kay , 2 Chocolate , what other kinds ?
PHWATT ?id="size6">id="red">
...YOU HAVE 38 MORE TO GO , WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ?
( I CONTINUE to wait for my first ...morning ...coffee :erm: )
HOW ...HOW ...MANY DO WE HAVE ?id="size6">id="red">
...you have 2 ma'am ...38 to go .
( coffee , help , gag , sputter )
FOUR...FOUR CHOCOLATE !id="size6">id="red">
......you get the picture , this went on for several minutes until they reached the magic number ...THEN they had a hard time finding change , dropped some on the floor of the car .
Denying someone their FIRST MORNING COFFEE should carry a LONG JAIL TERM !
Have a good one !!
TERRY
....Wow , the line looks pretty small , in fact , I'm SECOND in line ....guess I should be thinking Lottery Ticket today ...
.....but wait , the car ahead is a Grand Marquis , and .....uh , oh , a TAN one . Teejay knows that to legally drive a Tan Grand Marquis in Canada , one needs to be about 110 years old

" good morning , welcome to Tim Hortons , how...
TIMBITS!!id="size3">id="red">
...pardon?
PHWATTT ?id="size4">id="red">
.....would you like coffee?
LARGE TIMBITS !id="size5">id="red">
( I continue to wait for my FIRST coffee of the day )
...."what kind would you like , ma'am ?
CHOCOLATE !id="size6">id="red">
....so , 40 Chocolate Timbits ...
TWO !id="size6">id="red">
...n'kay , 2 Chocolate , what other kinds ?
PHWATT ?id="size6">id="red">
...YOU HAVE 38 MORE TO GO , WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ?
( I CONTINUE to wait for my first ...morning ...coffee :erm: )
HOW ...HOW ...MANY DO WE HAVE ?id="size6">id="red">
...you have 2 ma'am ...38 to go .
( coffee , help , gag , sputter )
FOUR...FOUR CHOCOLATE !id="size6">id="red">
......you get the picture , this went on for several minutes until they reached the magic number ...THEN they had a hard time finding change , dropped some on the floor of the car .
Denying someone their FIRST MORNING COFFEE should carry a LONG JAIL TERM !


Have a good one !!
TERRY
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