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    WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: ( OR SHOULDN'T BE!)

    Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can

    be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

    Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to

    another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000.. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all

    the time.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

    You only have to shave your face and neck. (Ha, ha, not me!)

    You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

    THE BASEMENT BECOMES THEIR TRAIN ROOM!

    No wonder men are happier.

     

  • #2
    When I read this, I thought, Andy Keeney, This is YOUR Life!! Thanks for thinking so much of me, John!! And thanks for posting![^]
    Look out for #1, but don\'t step in #2!



    Andy Keeney

    Dewitt, MI

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    • #3
      John, you just described my life!!!!! The big bad storm is over and its time for me to go back out and play with my toys. [:-bouncy]
      Scott, from the wilds of Carroll County, Ohio

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      • #4
        We are special aren't we?

        Dave :erm:
        "there\'s something happening here, what it is ain\'t exactly clear"

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        • #5
          Wow, I never thought of it that way, but it is true, isn't it?
          Mark

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          • #6
            Every word is true and then there is the Honey Do list.

            Peter

            BCT

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            • #7
              Good one John, my wife thought it was funny as well.

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              • #8
                Good one John.
                http://www.dougcoffey.com/html/model_railroad.html

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                • #9
                  Ditto!
                  ..........
                  Bill Shanaman

                  New Haven RR

                  Hartford Division

                  in Colorado.

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                  • #10
                    Never a truer word. It's great, isn't it
                    Built a waterfront HO layout in Ireland http://www.railroad-line.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=22161 but now making a start in On30 in Australia http://www.railroad-line.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=52273

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