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  • The Burglar

    Hi All,

    I got a good chuckle out of this one!!


    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

    He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a long vacation after his next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables.

    Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

    Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

    "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

    "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

    The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the heck are you?"

    "Moses," replied the bird.

    "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?"

    The bird promptly answered, "Probably the same kind of people that would name a 140 pound Rottweiler Jesus."
    Look out for #1, but don\'t step in #2!



    Andy Keeney

    Dewitt, MI

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    Andy

    Loved it!

    Peter

    BCT

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    • #3
      Nice one Andy.
      Owen Pass Lumber Company

      HO Logging Layout in a Shed.

      https://owenpass.blogspot.com/

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      • #4
        Good one Andy!
        Mark

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          • #6
            Andy, that one is outstanding!!!!!!!
            Scott, from the wilds of Carroll County, Ohio

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            • #7
              Good one Andy
              Chris Lyon

              http://www.lyonvalleynorthern.blogspot.com

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                [:d][:d][:d][:d]

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