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Rick
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Posted - 01/21/2013 :  6:52:18 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What a minute.
Have we had a change of heart and we're going to use this thread?

Tony, there's a video about the hottest cheerleader in the NFL?
Where?


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jaynjay
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Posted - 01/23/2013 :  11:26:58 AM  Show Profile  Visit jaynjay's Homepage  Reply with Quote
From everything that I have always heard; I think we are in big doo-doo now



John

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Rick
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Posted - 01/23/2013 :  1:36:23 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 85th birthday by staying overnight in an expensive hotel.

When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $450.00.

She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth $450.00 for just an overnight stay! I didn't even have breakfast."

The clerk told her that $450.00 is the 'standard rate,' so she insisted on speaking to the manager.

The manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, informed the woman, "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use."

"But I didn't use them," she said.

''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the manager.

He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous . "We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here," the manager said.

"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.

"Well, we have them, and you could have," the manager replied.

No matter what amenity the manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the manager countered with his standard response.

After several minutes discussion with the manager unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check, and gave it to him.

The manager was surprised when he looked at the check. "But madam, this check is for only $50.00."



"That's correct. I charged you $400.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.

"But I didn't!" exclaimed the very surprised manager.

"Well, too bad. I was here, and you could have."

Don't mess with Senior Citizens!


As you think, so will you be.

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jaynjay
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Posted - 01/23/2013 :  1:48:32 PM  Show Profile  Visit jaynjay's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I just received this in my emails. I thought it was one of those computer generated things...but it is real

http://www.cseed.tv/design/movie.html


John

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jaynjay
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Posted - 01/24/2013 :  2:28:45 PM  Show Profile  Visit jaynjay's Homepage  Reply with Quote
This should put everyone in the mood for Feb 3rd.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cidAbexlHTE


John

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Rick
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Posted - 01/24/2013 :  3:13:04 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


As you think, so will you be.

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jaynjay
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Posted - 01/26/2013 :  6:36:31 PM  Show Profile  Visit jaynjay's Homepage  Reply with Quote
A friend sent me this internet link about the Ford Collection owned (and sold) by Michael Dingman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IYISQ6DVwk


John

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Rick
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Posted - 01/28/2013 :  06:52:44 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Afraid of heights?
Then don't click the link.

Most Insane Thing You’ll See Today: Russian Teens Capture Death-Defying Images Climbing Moscow’s Tallest Structures - http://www.architizer.com/en_us/blog/dyn/67796/most-insane-thing-youll-see-today-russian-teens-capture-death-defying-images-climbing-moscows-tallest-structures/#.UQZlCI7EWIx


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Rick
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Posted - 01/30/2013 :  9:48:51 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
SNOW PROBLEM

On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband
and wife in Ontonagon were listening to the radio during breakfast.
They heard the announcer say, "We are going
to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.

You must park your car on the even-numbered
side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through."

So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast
again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow
today.

You must park your car on the odd-numbered
side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through."

The good wife went out and moved her car
again.
The next week they are again having
breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches
of snow today.

You must park...." Then the electric power went out.

The good wife was very upset, and with a
worried look on her face she said, " I don't know what to do.. Which side of
the street do I need to park on so the snowplough can get through?"

Then with the love and understanding in his
voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied,
"Why don't you just leave the damn car in the garage this time?"


As you think, so will you be.

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jbvb
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Posted - 01/31/2013 :  08:32:10 AM  Show Profile  Visit jbvb's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Mr. Dingman lives in the next town, and some of his property abuts some of mine. I've never met him, but aside from the helicopter he used to commute with, the best known local story is this:

He and his wife were building a rather large and elaborate house on his property, and there was apparently a good deal of disagreement, change orders etc. Finally, she ceased to be his wife, and a new wife appeared. Whereupon he engaged the Kensington Fire Department to burn the entire structure, and built new, presumably in better harmony.



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belg
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Posted - 01/31/2013 :  09:26:27 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says :
“Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much.

My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office.
You didn’t know I was farting because they don’t smell and are silent.

The doctor says,”I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week.”

The next week the lady comes back.

“Doctor,”she says,”I don’t know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts…although still silent…stink terribly.”

The doctor says,”Good !!! Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”:)



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jaynjay
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Posted - 01/31/2013 :  09:40:32 AM  Show Profile  Visit jaynjay's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Someone sent us a link to this website...scroll down to the bottom of the page and you can see a live puppy cam, live kitten cam, live panda cam, live baby eagle cam, live monkey and new child cam, and a live tranquil fish bowl cam. My Cavalier barked his head off at the puppies; but I think he just wanted to play with them

http://www.ustream.tv/new


John

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Rick
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Posted - 02/04/2013 :  8:13:48 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
the luckiest people compilation part 9 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhocfz9GACE

As you think, so will you be.

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jimdad1
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Posted - 02/05/2013 :  12:24:33 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You wanna see something better?

An ITALIAN and his CHINESE friend entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the CHINESE stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, the CHINESE said to the ITALIAN, "Man I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me.
You can't beat that."

ITALIAN replied: "You wanna to see something better ? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing."

So they went to the counter and the ITALIAN said to the shopkeeper: "Do you want to see magic ?" The shopkeeper replied: "Yes." The ITALIAN said: "Give me one chocolate bar." The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it. The ITALIAN asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too. The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic ?"

The ITALIAN replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three bars of chocolate."

You just CAN'T beat an ITALIAN...........…



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Pennman
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Posted - 02/05/2013 :  3:31:19 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Here's a good one for today....been there done that!
Subject: Goodbye to Mother
We were dressed, and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We
Turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet
Parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard.

We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and
We opened the front door to leave the house.

As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard, scoots back
Into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house. Because she
Always tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat.
The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife
Doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the
Night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's
Just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said,
As we drove away. 'That stupid ***** was hiding under the bed. I had to
Poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take
Off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to
Keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass
Downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'

The cab driver hit a parked car.



Rich



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