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deemery
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Posted - 08/14/2013 :  12:47:03 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
True story: I was new to the unit (2nd Lt) and took the last cup out of the pot. As I started to make more coffee, this Master Sergeant came up to me and said, "What do you think you are doing? ..... Sir." "Making Coffee." "Coffee is an NCO function. ... Sir."

dave


Modeling 1890s (because the voices in my head told me to)

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George D
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Posted - 08/14/2013 :  07:47:08 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by deemery

True story: I was new to the unit (2nd Lt) and took the last cup out of the pot. As I started to make more coffee, this Master Sergeant came up to me and said, "What do you think you are doing? ..... Sir." "Making Coffee." "Coffee is an NCO function. ... Sir."

dave



He didn't trust you to make it strong enough.




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deemery
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Posted - 08/14/2013 :  09:16:21 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by George D

quote:
Originally posted by deemery

True story: I was new to the unit (2nd Lt) and took the last cup out of the pot. As I started to make more coffee, this Master Sergeant came up to me and said, "What do you think you are doing? ..... Sir." "Making Coffee." "Coffee is an NCO function. ... Sir."

dave


He didn't trust you to make it strong enough.
That could explain my affinity for Strong Coffee. I'm still waiting for it to grow hair on my head, though...


Modeling 1890s (because the voices in my head told me to)

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deemery
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Posted - 08/14/2013 :  09:17:12 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
And that reminds me: What's the difference between a fairy tale and a war story?


A fairy tale starts, "Once upon a time...."

A war story starts, "This is no s**t!"

dave


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mwbpequod
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Posted - 08/14/2013 :  4:16:33 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Russ and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

On day Russ didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Russ hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried.
However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Russ lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Russ, but one day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold -- there sat Russ!
Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out loud Russ, what in the world happened to you?'

Russ replied, 'I have been in jail.'

'Jail!' cried Sam. What in the world for?'

'Well,' Russ said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'

'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?

'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I plead 'guilty'.

'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.


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After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were.
After the second, you see things as they are not.
Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.

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Rick
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Posted - 08/15/2013 :  10:59:50 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "

WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?

WIFE: "In the pool…"


As you think, so will you be.

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Carrie Creek
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Posted - 08/15/2013 :  3:28:33 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
City Slicker decides that he had had enough of city life and decided to a farmer. Found a nice 20 acres to buy and decided to raise chickens.

Went down to the local feed store/co-op and ordered 100 baby chicks
Two weeks later back and ordered another 100
Another two weeks and ordered another 100. At this the store man asked if he knew what he was doing and the City Slicker said yes, he did.

Two weeks and again he was back to order another 100. This time the store man said no way 400 chicks were way too many for 20 acres. At this the City Slicker said...




Man, I don't know what I am doing wrong then. Am I planting them too deep or watering them too much.



Phil Z
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Rick
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Posted - 08/27/2013 :  3:58:11 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Pet Penguin in Japan - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11xs9mFKObs

As you think, so will you be.

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anubis51
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Posted - 08/27/2013 :  4:29:15 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Wow!

I want one!

(Sure would beat my cat, who sleeps all night - and for the best part of the day...)

John




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deemery
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Posted - 08/27/2013 :  7:50:04 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Rick

Pet Penguin in Japan - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11xs9mFKObs

And now for something completely different: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwTqC2T6q4E

dave


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Rick
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Posted - 08/27/2013 :  8:06:13 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Speaking of penguins, here's one of my old avatars.



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MarkF
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Posted - 08/28/2013 :  12:32:08 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I remember that avatar Rick. One must wonder - do you have a fascination with penguins? Great video!

Mark

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Ray Dunakin
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Posted - 08/28/2013 :  01:41:48 AM  Show Profile  Visit Ray Dunakin's Homepage  Reply with Quote
My Blackberry Is Not Working:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI






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Rick
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Posted - 08/28/2013 :  04:34:35 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MarkF

IOne must wonder - do you have a fascination with penguins?



Nope, none what so ever.


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MarkF
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Posted - 08/28/2013 :  10:31:09 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
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Originally posted by Ray Dunakin

My Blackberry Is Not Working:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI




That's great! It makes you realize just how our language has changed over the past couple of decades.


Mark

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