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Rick
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Posted - 04/23/2013 :  6:59:11 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Nice video Andy.



As you think, so will you be.

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teaspoon
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Posted - 04/23/2013 :  10:03:45 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Amazing kinetic sculptures by Bob Potts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RGl5ZXnoIs


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Ensign
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Posted - 04/23/2013 :  11:16:53 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Those works by Bob Potts, are Amazing!
Thanks for posting that Steve.

Greg Shinnie



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engineerkyle
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Posted - 04/24/2013 :  12:00:29 AM  Show Profile  Visit engineerkyle's Homepage  Reply with Quote
whats up



Kim jong dill pic is a hoot




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Geezer
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Posted - 04/24/2013 :  3:30:25 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I like my dogs logic:
"If you can't hump it or eat it, piss on it!"


"You can find my Website & Threads here:"
http://www.railroad-line.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=47229

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Rick
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Posted - 04/25/2013 :  5:59:27 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A guy is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells,

“No! No! Don't enter that church, you fool !!!”

His wife asks him, “What are you watching?”

Husband replies, “Our wedding video.”


As you think, so will you be.

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R.BOUDREAUX
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Posted - 04/27/2013 :  11:43:37 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
http://www.wimp.com/middleschool/

Rich



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reklein
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Posted - 04/27/2013 :  8:04:08 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
When I was a child we were too poor to go to the circus till one day Bobs Budget Circus came to town. It was great they had Giant Midgets,the worlds only stripe less Zebra,a bearded man, a talking mute, and best of all a humpless camel. The concession stand had water and nothing on a stick. It was great.


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jimdad1
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Posted - 04/28/2013 :  01:23:30 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Now we know why teachers drink ...

The following questions were set in last year's GED examination
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)

Q.. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true)

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death

Q. What is artificial insemination
A.. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity.
The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal
cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U..

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie

Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby

Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium(That would work)

Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)

Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head



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jimdad1
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Posted - 04/28/2013 :  7:20:14 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Quiet in the Library

A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.

He asked a girl that he saw there, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

The girl replied with a loud voice, "NO - I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy. He was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh, "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"

The guy then responded with a loud voice, "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . THAT'S TOO MUCH!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The guy whispered in her ear, "I study law, and I know how to screw people".



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teaspoon
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Posted - 05/01/2013 :  10:46:10 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?"


"Sadness," said the student.


And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.


"Elation," said she.


"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "how about the opposite of woe?"


The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."



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snarlman
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Posted - 05/02/2013 :  12:32:45 PM  Show Profile  Send snarlman an AOL message  Reply with Quote
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,
walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,
"I'd like to buy some cyanide."


The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained,
"Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband,
that's against the law! I'll lose my license!
They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.
Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."


~Jeff

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snarlman
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Posted - 05/02/2013 :  12:39:57 PM  Show Profile  Send snarlman an AOL message  Reply with Quote
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making
biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say.
"I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the
parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.
I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink,
I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and
drink the whole thing!

But enough about me, how's your day going?"


~Jeff

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snarlman
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Posted - 05/02/2013 :  12:59:19 PM  Show Profile  Send snarlman an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Getting Old:

I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend
"That's us in 10 years".


He said "That's a mirror, you idiot"


~Jeff

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littledave
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Posted - 05/02/2013 :  8:12:40 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
As a YouTube junkie these are my favorite videos I watch when I need a little chuckle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLgJ7pk0X-s&list=FLCqUNlVQ029eayUjeODTepg&index=6
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrdEMERq8MA



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